Yay for me

I didn't get chosen to go for National Service!!
Yay for me!!

I sms-ed to check whether i was chosen and a msg replied saying...
" Maaf! Anda tidak terpilih menyertai PLKN Siri 6/09..."
Translation: Sorry! U are not chosen for the PLKN program.

I think they should totally change it to
Congratz! U are not chosen for the PLKN bullshit program. Have a nice day!

Turns out that some of my friends got chosen. Oh boohoo..

Look on the bright side!
1. You'll be having free tans for 3 whole months!
2. You can mix with different people with different races.
(who u usually despise due to different skin colour.Racist!)

3. You can get allowance from the government! RM 450 for three months!!
4. You don't need to worry about wardrobes cuz u'll be wearing the same thing
EVERY SINGLE DAY =]
5. You get to wear killer boots!!

I'll be enjoying my holiday while u guys march straight to a living hell.
Have fun~

I LOVE MY FRINGE!!

I looked at the pictures i took earlier today and i was mesmerized...
Work of art!~

I'm absolutely loving my fringe..

I really do look younger, don't I?
Working it.
Doing the infamous lala-pose with my new fringe.
Ok that's enough.
I'm gonna go watch KevJumba videos now.
The hate mail wasted a LOT of my precious time.
I could have been watching KevJumba videos or even studying!!

Eating out with my friends..

Yesterday i ate lunch with my friends..

I secretly took their pictures and eventually got caught.

1. Elspeth. Been friends since kindergarten.
Couldnt stop talking on the phone wif ur new hubby huh??
LOL

- Name : Elspeth a.k.a GossipGirl
- Birthday : 11/11/91
- Catch her at her best and u might just fall in love =]
(Elss, i love that line.)
- Oh yeah she has a blog too. Here.

2. Rach.
Rach, u look damn suave in the pic.

- Name : Rachel Lau
- Birthday : 27/09/90
- Been friends with her since last year.
- Don't mess with her or she'll blog about u. Here.

3. Danielle.
He's camera shy.

- Name : Daniel Lau (No his name isnt Danielle. Only i can call him that.)
- Birthday : 06/06/91
- Been friends with him since... Erm.. when ar? Primary school i think.
- Sleeps throughout his life in class.
- Big eater. I mean BIG.





Today..
I had breakfast with a few friends. I like to eat out.

1. Danielle. Again.

2. Rachel. Again.

3. Christy.
- Name : Christy Ngo.
- Birthday : 30/09/91
- Been friends with her since primary school. Eh? Or was it in Form1?
- Cute and sweet.
- Guys, she's single.

The thing about Christy is she likes to waste food.
This is what she ordered.
Left over.
That's not even HALF!!!!
LOL that's why she needs this guy below...

4. Mark Mark.
- Name : Mark Richard Tang a.k.a Mr Markie
- Birthday : 08/01/91
- Been friends with him since last year.
- Likes to piss off teachers.
- Eats anything.
- Girls, he's single.


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After breakfast i went to get a haircut.
Look at my new fringe!!!!
Damn short eh! Need some getting use to.
My mom says that i look younger (not that i want to).
To hater, i like looking old so i can date older men.

LOL but i assure u that i didnt ask for this hairstyle.
I just asked Andrew to cut it slightly shorter and everytime i trust him i get this.
But i have to admit. It's kinda cute. =]

Back to studying.. F*ck!!
Having my biology test next Tuesday.. Sh*t!!

Have to study this book..
Spent about 10 minutes putting on the bookmark stickers.
I like to be organised. Shh.

The book is as THICK AS THE BIBLE!!!!!
And i cant even finish reading the Bible in one year.

Hate to say this but..
I'm gonna fail my Biology test
AGAIN.

3rd hate mail incoming!!!

Hater replies again. Just uploaded so we can all enjoy reading.
But first of all...
LET'S ALL GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE HATER!!
His/her english has improved!!!

I'm impressed.

And so i replied:

Sorry but i have no interest in knowing who u r but i am quite curious in knowing whether u're a boy or a girl. If u're a boy then u're just gay. I agree this is more fun. I love having unidentified enemies who are good to me and bitch bout me behind my back. U understand me well.

To tell u the truth THIS IS MY FIRST TIME GETTING A HATE EMAIL. Other times people just confront me and tell me i'm a bitch. U on the other hand are a bitch urself. How can u look into the mirror and sleep soundly at night? Won't u have nightmares?

I never said that i was clever and slim. U just said that, not me. One day i'll regret? One day i will regret being clever and slim? I don't get your point.

Ok maybe u dont like my hair but other people do. I will comb my hair when i feel like it. Techniquely pulau babi is not mine. Its for sluts and whores who by the way IS YOU.
Well i'm sorry if u hate my atttude but i should not have to change it for ur sake. In ur eyes? I don't care.
My parents are uneducated? Ur parents fuck each other and had a mistake having u as their child. I feel sorry for ur parents for having such an uneducated child.

Oh then can u tell me who else u've written to? I wanna know so i can meet them and have a blast talking about u. Oh thank you but i'd rather have my own personal hater who creates a special email just for me. I want to be special.

To tell u the truth i'm not very angry at ur emails. Its quite fun actually. Not knowing who u r. Arent u having fun too?

PS : *Applauses* Your english is improving. Good for u. Keep up the good work. Btw please tell me ur sex. I want to stop referring u to him/her, he/she.

UGHH. I'm really getting bored replying the hater but my friends keep telling me to update.

My comments on the hate mails:
Childish. Immature. Pathetic. Only a loser and a coward will do this kinda stuff.
Well i just have something to say to him/her.
Go suck a dick, u asshole!

Clues to finding out this hater's identity:
- Someone i've hurt badly
- Get bad grades in English
- my schoolmate
- my classmate (maybe)
- ugly (definitely)
- has a mental problem ( obviously for hating me)
- has a lot of free time
- obsessed about me
- knows that i go to the canteen very often
- knows that i have acne problems
- observes me very carefully
- knows that i have curly hair
- stupid and dumb (for telling me to cook and eat me hair. Come on. Why don't u come up with something better than that?)
- Hates me a lot

Hate mail update

SHOCKER!!!

The hater replied..LMAO actually i was counting on that.

So the hater replied:

I replied:

Well, looking old does have its advantages. I can do illegal stuff and get away with it. Can u? I look old so what??!!! If u dont wanna see my old face then get lost u freak.

U really want to compare me with my classmate fattie? Or ARE U MY CLASSMATE FATTIE??

Canteens are made for students who wanna buy food U MORON. I admit that i have acne problems but what has that gotta do with u?? If u're scared then close ur eyes when u see me. It's that easy. I never told u to love me. Pfff. Like bee house? What kind of expression is that?

About my hair, it's pretty and its 100% NATURAL curly. Other people need to spend their money to have their hair permed to be as curly as mine. U're just bringing it up cuz u have nth to say anymore. Just admit that u're jealous already. Arent you tired of thinking about lame excuses to hurt my feelings? Try harder. My curly hair makes ppl hate me? Well if they hate me then its because they're jealous of my natural beauty. Cook my hair and eat? U're as dumb as an 8 year old.

Yes i have small breasts. Whats it to u? I'll let my future husband deal with that. U can just suck u're dads' balls.

"got sex education but if born a small dog just make it die by hunger..."
I don't understand. Ur english aint going anywhere.
I wont feel embarassed. Let the whole world know that i have small breasts for all i care.

I'm not that talkative in class. NOW I DEFINITELY KNOW THAT U'RE MY CLASSMATE. =] Are u the fattie? haha. No one in class ever listens to the teacher anyway. "don't simply bark.."? Oh yeah u're real mature. I'm having fun everytime i reply u.

If u don't care whether i know ur identity. Why not just confront me and let me deal with u physically. We can have a cat fight! Meow~ U don't need to purposely create a new email just to write me a hate email.

Not only one person hates me? Great!! Tell them to write me more hate emails. BRING IT ON! I can do this all day long.. Nope people with good english wont purposely let their english look poor.

Ughh. I'm kinda bored replying the hater's mail.
Now i'm not sure that the hater's a girl. It may be the fattie.
Maybe he's angry at me posting about him but if he's so angry do sth about it, don't just moan in self pity. Exercise!!!
Btw, i did not reveal ur identity when i wrote the fattie post.

PS : Hater, CONFRONT ME IF U HAVE BALLS, LITERALLY.
If u're a girl then u can continue on bitching about me. I love fights. =]

MY FIRST OFFICIAL HATE EMAIL

Today, I was checking my email as always when i came back from school.

To my shocking discovery, there was a unique email which had the subject saying [to bitch]
I opened it and to my surprise it was a HATE MAIL!
MY FIRST HATE MAIL EVER!!!!

Enjoy~
I typed in down here just for ppl who r too lazy to click.

subject : to bitch
you this ugly bitch..why always act cute at the school? all my friends hate you.. your mum born you just teach you how to fuck and flirt ppl isit? you think you pretty? ugly still wan complain pepople ugly.. you talk look like fucker.. same as your mum.. you better becareful ..if not you will loss all your friends..

I didn't change a word she wrote.
She wrote like this. I was trying hard not to laugh my ass off.
Calmly, i replied this..

Dear hater,

I thank you for being so honest by sharing your feelings towards me. However i strongly disagree about the accusations you made about me.

1. "Why always act cute at school?"
My response to this accusation is that i never try too hard to act cute. I'm naturally cute. You say that i always act cute at school. Are u implying that u also think i'm CUTE?? Define cute.

Oh yeah btw, u are a lousy hater.
1st mistake is u made was that u gave me a clue about ur identity. Now i know u're my schoolmate.

2. "all my friends hate you.."
Ok. That's not hard to understand. My response to ur hating is I DON'T FUCKING CARE. Love me or hate me, that's ur problem. Honey, if u wanna hurt my feelings u're gonna have to try harder than that. I'm just excited and overwhelmed that i received MY FREAKING FIRST HATE MAIL!!!

3. "your mum born you just teach you how to fuck and flirt ppl isit?"
Yes. Better way to say it is my mum does give me sex education. Every parent does. If ur mum doesnt teach u and i quote "how to fuck and flirt", then u're probably a dirty slut who gets screwed everyday by now. If u are going to respond, please don't insult my mum cuz her heart can't take it.

4. "you think you pretty?"
Actually i do think i have pretty good looks. That is called confidence my dear. And to me, confidence is beauty. OMG that is the best line i ever made!!

5. "ugly still wan complain pepople ugly.."
Hmm.. spelling check!!! i never complained anyone being ugly unless u're the PIRATE living across the street!!! OMG are u?!! I never remember referring anyone to looking ugly. Maybe i did write 'fashion police' and the fattie in my class but i never mentioned the words 'UGLY'.

6. "you talk look like fucker.."
OK?? I don't quite undertstand this sentence. My respond to u is YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR WASTING MY FUCKING TIME WHEN I'M SUPPOSE TO STUDY FOR MY FUCKING BIOLOGY. _|_

7. " same as your mum.."
For the last time, i am warning u not to insult my mother.

8. "you better becareful..if not you will lose all your friends.."
Thank you for the warning. I will be careful but i don't think i'll be losing all my friends u retarded freak. Most of my friends will probably be laughing their asses off at u and ur pathetic grammar when they see me posting about this hate mail on my wonderful blog. Check it out and remember to leave a comment~ Thanks =]

As a conclusion, I'd like to thank u for boosting my confidence to be a blogger. U made my day. Find me IF U DARE and i'll buy u a drink. I'm serious.

I want to know the reasons why u wrote these insulting words. Is it because i accidentally flirted with ur boyfriend/girlfriend or is it that u're jealous that i'm MORE POPULAR AND PRETTIER THAN U.

Please tell me, i'm REALLY curious.

PS : If u are going to reply this email, PLEASE write proper english as I had a hard time hating u. I was too busy laughing at ur poor english.

I'll be updating if she replies my email. =]
I'm so happy to have my 1st hate mail. Makes me think that i'm the pretty, popular and CUTE girli in school that every girl tends to hate!! Yay for me!!~

Let's talk about boys!!

I have a HUGE crush on...

KevJumba!!!!

He's the cutest guy ever, not to mention the funniest!
I first saw him in this video..




Isn't he adorable??!! =]
I hope he sees this post. KevJumba, if u read this, don't hesitate to email me.
I'll be right here waiting for you~
Ok that was cheesy. Moving on.

Anyway Kevin makes funny videos and post them on youtube.Click here.
If u're as hot for him like me, u can join his community.

Here are some of his videos. Enjoy~

Girls are like M&M's


Five Facts about KevJumba


College Here I Come



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This doesnt mean that i'm over Robert Hoffman. I'm still going gaga over him.
BTW he uploaded sth new in his youtube.
Check it out

Jager Behaviour

Exam update..AND enemy update

Just finished history test today..

Damn, i'd be lucky if i even pass!!! I thought i was gonna ace this test but...
SIGH my laziness overpowered me..
I only started to study history yesterday cuz i thought that i wud pass this test just like last time..
Ughh better start studying..
Everytime i say that i end up lazier.. Haha

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My last post was about my worst enemy.. The PIRATE
Well.. Guess what? She just snuck in to my house and i've got some updates on my revenge..
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enemy spotted
Oh no! Enemy spotted me too!! Enemy runs away..
Enemy takes a good look at me cuz its the last thing she'll ever see.
Enemy feels danger. Enemy barks at me.
Enemy grows tired and thirsty after barking.
Enemy goes to find a pole to pee on. I didnt take the photo cuz i wanted to respect her privacy.
Enemy runs to my front porch.
As brilliant as i was, i hurried to close the front gates.. Muahhhahahhaa..
U cant run now~

Enemy thinking," Oh man.. The gates are locked."
Enemy barks to ask for doggie help
All bitch gets is silence. The bitch got no friends.
Bitch runs to corner to cry.
But wait! Bitch hears something...
Bitch hears my EVIL LAUGH.
Bitch sighs.
Bitch turns around cuz she found out that she just got punk'd.

After 5 minutes of evil laughing, i got tired and opened the gates cuz my moms' students were coming. Bummer. I could have locked her in for the whole day. Stupid bitch. I mean the dog.
Well that's all for this post. Be sure to read my updates.
TY~
Muacks

MY WORST ENEMY...

... is a BITCH!!

Yeah u're probably thinking.. Oh what a cute dog!! Aww...
NO u're totally WRONG!

That stupid dog is the dumbest and the ugliest dog i've ever seen.. Her name's Blackie but i call her"Pirate" cuz she has a black patch over its eyes. How ugly can it get? Huh? Our whole family hates her and the kids in the neighbourhood are afraid of her.

She doesnt respect other peoples territory. She always comes into my house to sniff around in the backyard.(She better not poop there) Can u believe it? Once i caught her red-handed and she barked at me!! AT ME!!! Stupid not? Challenging me in MY TERRITORY??!!! 

I'm planning to lock up the gates if she sneaks in next time. Then i'll stuff her in a sack then kick the hell out of her!! Then i'll let it starve and beg for mercy.. Muahahahaha!~ It's not that i don't like dogs. I LOVE DOGS!! Just not that bitch.

Bitch in action.

Exam Trials..UGHH

Ugh..It's the third day of the 1st exam trial..
Damn, i can't even breathe..
No air, no air~

Parents and teachers are giving us stress, u know.
Giving us the same old talk everyday..
" There's not much time left, i hope u start being serious in your work, Spm is coming soon, better start studying, bla bla bla..."
U know? Everytime my parents and my teachers talk about this, i feel the need to disobey them. I feel rebellious.
I think they're using the wrong way of telling students to study.
Everytime they tell me to study, i'll be like "I'll study when i feel like it! Ok?!"

So it's better if they don't urge us to study.
Then maybe, i'm saying maybe, that one day u'll see a miracle...
ME STUDYING =]

LOL as if !!
I'm still chillaxing(chilling & relaxing)..
Spm is 103 days away and FREEDOM is 124 days away..
Think of all the partying, manhunting, smoking.
HAH! I was joking about the last part!

Sigh~
Can't believe i'm saying this but
I'd better stop slacking and start studying..
=P

P/S: Don't worry. I'll keep updating my blog even if it means i have to fight for it.