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THE SELF
[01] Name: Eunice Ting Sing Keh
[02] Nickname: Keke, chao ke li, ET, alien = = (this brings back horrible memories)
[03] Married: No
[04] Zodiac Sign: Libra
[05] Gender: Female
[06] Age: 17
[07] High School: SMK Methodist
[08] College: -
[09] Height: 165cm(after i wear my high heels!!!)
[10] Weight: 51kg
[11] Do you like yourself: Very much
[12] Piercings: Yes
[13] Right or left: Both
[14] Are you a freak : Yup
[15] Hair: Black
[16] Skin: Asian skin
[17] Allergic: Lala people
[18] What are you doing now: Finish filling this list
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Eating breakfast with friends
[20] What will you do 10 years later:still blogging,owning a collection of jimmy chu heels

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Parents
[22] Siblings(included you): 1 older sister, me, 1 younger brother
[23] Eldest: my sis
[24] Youngest: my bro
[25] Love/hate your family: Love

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: not yet
[27] If yes, who is he/she: i said no = =
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: KevJumba (haha just kiddin)
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: 2?
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): none(boys come to me)
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): countless times
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: we havent met each other that's the prob
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: time is our enemy
[34] Ever argue with your other half: i cant since i never met him
[35] You with your other half since: the future
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: straight
[37] Reasons you love your other half: love doesnt need a reason
[38] You and your other half in which stage: 0
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: lol dunno yet
[40] Ever think of marry him/her: of course

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: Elspeth (known her since forever)
[42] Your first enemy: teachers
[43] The friend you love the most: Els
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): PA teacher
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: hmm.. they're all beautiful
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: all ugly haha
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: backstabbing, two-faced, lala, proud bitches
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: the ones who think every girl loves them
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: yeah
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: kinda
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: i'll stab him/her back from the front
[52] If your friend betray you: ruin his/her reputation
[53] If your friend woo your lover: curse them get std
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: depends on who it is =]
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: i'll never tell

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: of course
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: teachers don't give homeworks cuz they know that we won't do them
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Mdm Wong Chui Jie
[59] Always late to school/college: I'm always early
[60] Your class: 5S6
[61] You love your seniors: some
[62] Senior who you love the most: not telling
[63] Your classmates good/bad: some good some bad
[64] Excellent result classmate: Xiao Eng, Lih Hui
[65] Laziest classmate: Mark and Rick(haha)

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: me
[67] Stupid people: you
[68] Good looking people: Robert Hoffman
[69] Ugly people: people who don't shave
[70] Funny people: people who aren't afraid to act stupid
[71] Cute people: me
[72] Bad people: the hater
[73] Honest people: everyone's a liar
[74] Acting people: huh?
[75] What kind of person are u: vain, money-minded, bitchy, gorgeous, pretty, cute, daredevil, shy...

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Eyes
[77] Hugs or kisses: kisses
[78] Shorter or taller: Taller
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: arms.. waists are easy to slim down
[81] Listener or talker: talker
[82] Romantic or rich: RICH
[83] Good husband or Good Father: is it too much to ask for both?

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: 26-30
[85] Numbers of kid(s): hmm.. a dozen?
[86] Career: something to do with education, business, accounting?
[87] Salary: 5 digits minimum
[88] Retirement age: 70
[89] Properties value: less than RM3000
[90] Wishes: to drown myself in money

THE VICTIMS
[91] Elspeth
[92] Crazywrazy
[93] Rachel
[94] Markie
[95] Rickii
[96] Wong Jiin
[97] Tina
[98] Jonathan
[99] Anyone who has nothing else to do
[100] Anyone who's reading this

Cannot Tahan List

I read Cheesie's post ytd.. so i decided to make my own cannot tahan list.

So here goes...

- I cannot tahan Norah Jone's songs..

- I cannot tahan people who make lame jokes and assume that they're funny

- I cannot tahan people who laugh at lame jokes and think that the person is funny

- I cannot tahan anorexic and bullimic chicks (stop being lazy and go exercise!!!)

- I cannot tahan racist government in my country (can't write more cuz i'm afraid of getting arrested by ISA)

- I cannot tahan people who watch porn but deny it

- I cannot tahan people who like anime porn more than real human porn (that's just weird)

- I cannot tahan people who don't know any of Britney's songs

- I cannot tahan people who think they know it all

- I cannot tahan people who are full of themselves

- I cannot tahan people who use designer stuff and despise others who don't

- I cannot tahan people digging their nose in public

- I cannot tahan overconfident people

- I cannot tahan fat people who keep saying that they're fat just to let people assure them," No u're not fat..."

- I cannot tahan people who don't watch Gossip Girls (It's like the best series EVER!!!)

- I cannot tahan teachers who pretend to know what they're teaching

- I cannot tahan people who eat everything with chilli sauce (what's the fun in that?)

- I cannot tahan guys who say they like u but end up dating other girls

- I cannot tahan the fact that guys are called Gods when they date a lot of girls but girls get called sluts for dating lots of men

- I cannot tahan guys who think men are better than women in everything

- I cannot tahan people who ditch friends for boyfriends

- I cannot tahan movies when a person falls dead immediately after getting stabbed like.. once

- I cannot tahan guys who say they love u and then say that he was just playing with u cuz u broke up with/rejected him

- I cannot tahan lala people (i'll explain in future posts)

- I cannot tahan lala people who laugh at other people being lala

- I cannot tahan lala people who laugh at normal people/non-lala people

- I cannot tahan lala people who deny that they're lala

- I cannot tahan not being an anti-lala =]

- I cannot tahan emo wannabes

- I cannot tahan people who cut their hands (if u're so desperate go jump off a building)

- I cannot tahan guys who still continue texting u when u clearly stated that u're busy doing something

- I cannot tahan incompetent guys who wanna be the wives in the family

- I cannot tahan bitter veges!!!

- I cannot tahan not looking in the mirror everyday

- I cannot tahan people lying to my face telling me that my thighs are not fat!

- I cannot tahan the common girl talk

Example:

Girl A : Sigh.. I've got flabby arms...

Girl B : No la.. where got~

Girl A : Got eh.. Ugh i hate my flabby arms...

Girl B : U don't have flabby arms la.. Look at mine. [flab arms] See?

Girl A : No la.. mine more flabby eh [flab arms]

(Come on la.. very tiring eh everytime have to do this kind of conversation..)

- I cannot tahan two-faced bitches

- I cannot tahan my friend's singing

- I cannot tahan wearing g-strings

- I cannot tahan people who say wearing g-strings is comfortable

- I cannot tahan people who always choose truth when playing 'truth or dare'

- I cannot tahan people who back off when they choose dare then dun dare do the task

- I cannot tahan people who idolize 'lollipop' and 'hei se hui mei mei'

- I cannot tahan girls who don't shave their armpits

- I cannot tahan people saying that i camwhore a lot (I don't! Notice that all my pictures are from functions and parties! I just have an exciting life..)

- I cannot tahan people who identify themselves as 'anonymous' when they write something bad at ur website (just tell it to my face!)

- I cannot tahan the hater for not showing his/her identity

- I cannot tahan the mosquito bites on my legs!!!

- I cannot tahan guys thinking I like them when I'm clearly not!

- I cannot tahan flirting unintentionally sometimes

- I cannot tahan myself from doing some of the things I mentioned above

- I cannot tahan knowing that I wasted my time and energy thinking what i cannot tahan!!

I gotta stop la.. because this list will never end.

Life is full of things we cannot tahan.. but we eventually learn how to deal with it.

Thanks to Cheesie for giving me the idea for this post.

So what are the things you cannot tahan??

Dedicated to Rachel

Let me introduce u to my good friend..

Rachel Lau Ker Qing
[Absolutely adore u in this picture!]

You're like a mother to me.. Lol I'm just kiddin'
[Exhaustion due to exams.. So comfy~]

You're my bitch~
[It's a compliment.]

U can be very competitive at times..
but we still love u =)

Happy birthday darling..
Muacks!!~

The holidays have begun...

First of all..
2nd trials are over!!!
Yippee~
Finally i can get my rest from the sleepless nights..
3 freaking weeks of exam!!
Insane not?

This time, my friends and I decided to not celebrate..
We're breaking tradition!!!
LOL i had to attend electone lessons and the others had their reasons..
Hey look on the bright side..
We can still celebrate after SPM right?

I could have relaxed sooner if not for my chemistry tuition..
Apparently the teacher had to give us a Pre-spm chemistry test.
He wanted to diagnose our spm results..
LOL
Ughh i only had 3 hours of sleep last night...
Took the test[Paper 1+2+3] in one morning..
I usually don't sacrifice my beauty sleep for tests..
But in this case..
I had to!!!
The teacher was gonna post the results on the wall for everyone to see..
What a way to motivate me right?
Humiliation as a punishment for not studying..
I usually get average grades but at tuition, my grades were nothing compared to other students.. Hmph
I wonder why the other students who get good grades would need to go to tuition..
Aren't tuitions made for people who are weak in their studies??
Hmm..

To my surprise, the paper was not as difficult as i imagined..
Hahaha hope i didn't make too much mistakes..
After the tuition I was freaking tired!!!
I fell asleep with a green tea mask over my face..

Stupid trials not only ruined my sleeping hours, it ruined my complexion!!!
Damn..
My face is overflowing with pimples!!!
Eyes are damn puffy..
Eyebrows are getting thicker by the second..
And I haven't shaved in like... 3 WEEKS!!!!

So I've decided..
I'm gonna pamper myself this holiday..
Facials, manicures and spas...
HERE I COME~

The pictures are here!!!

Finally i can blog about my modelling night..

Haha got the pictures just now from delta mall..

Firstly..
I wanna thank shirley for lending me her shoes..
Thanks, girl..
Muacks!!~

Day we went to try on clothes..
Freddy came to pick me up..
He's covering his pimples.. =)

Camwhoring in the car..
Freddy just looked at me like that..
Ok these are the clothes that i tried on but they were all taken.. Hmph
I love this dress!!

THE BIG DAY!!
At first i was OMFG!! MY hair, my legs.. UGHH but then.. ok la
It's over edi.. No need to cry over split milk..
Introducing the girls..

Irene/Aileen? I dunno..
Katrina
Bin Fen
She's the tallest in the bunch.. And she's considered a real model.. Has a contract and everything..
Shi Wen
Youngest in the bunch..

Another girl doesn't want to be recognised cuz her parents dunno that she's modelling so i'll respect her wishes..

Finally...



ME
Seriously my legs are not that short..
It's the camera angle..

Didn't get all the pictures..
Gonna try get them and post them as soon as possible..

The pain is draining my energy

Stupid menstruation came in the middle of history test today..
Gahh why me???
Why now?
I'm trying to figure out who the hell is Uthman bin Affan and the pain keeps coming..
It's killing me softly!
Why not just kill me?!!!
Why....


However...
I survived but the pain is now getting worse.....
ARGH!!
Concentrate on something else..
Gossip Girls? No..
Blogging!!!

So here i am...
Sharing my unbearable pain with the rest of the world..


Still..
Thank God i didn't wear my calvin kleins underwear today or else it would have been stained... =)

I'm backing off.. For now..

This post has been deleted due to the jerk's gf request.
I will respect her wishes and stay being friends with her.
And I will also be there telling her 'I told u so' when she finds out his true colours.
I hope they are happy together and i will consider throwing the clothes.. It is still belongs to me, u know.
I don't feel sorry for writing the post and i damn well will write them again if i feel like it.
Have a nice day =)

I've been mentally molested!!!

It started when this guy from facebook added me as a friend..

I was thinking..
"Ok there's no harm in making more friends right?"
Little did I know that he had other intensions..

Let's give him a name, B.

Our conversation..

B : HI my name is b**** :) do you speak english? :)
ME : My name is Eunice. Yeah i do speak english. =]
B : Eunice mmm perfect name :) you are beatuful.. ı am from TURKEY . do you know TURKEY? [he's got great taste!!]
ME : Haha thanks. Yeah i've heard of it. I'm from Malaysia.
B : I nov Malaysia , very very nice. my brother is go to Malaysia past tense (I am a littiile speak english so sory :) ) .[Yeah i've noticed] have you boy friend? [Depends]
ME : Nevermind. No i don't. why?
B : yep very nice :D because ı to take a shine :) but you very far :(. [WTF is take a shine?!]
ME : Haha we can be friends.
B : yeah right :) are you student?
ME : Yeap. 17 years old. U?
B : 19 years old. ı am very older :P sory what is Malaysian language ?
ME : Not very old. We speak a lot of languages. English, Malay and Chinese.
B : you are from kuantan? I am sory to question :) I am curious in geography...
ME : I'm from Sibu,Borneo. Kuantan is from west Malaysia.
B : very good your photos. :) eyees and hair is best :) [he knows me best]
ME : Err thanks i guess. [trying to be humble here. Dun mock me.]
B : :)
ME : Are u a muslim?
B : yeap. I am muslim. are you? [he's out of my list]
ME : can you make comment for my photos? are you a christian ?
B : Yeah i'm a christian.

This is getting boring so i'm gonna skip this and get to the point..

B : turkey is very hard life .
ME : How come?
B : turkish girl is very hard.. its very important their virginity :) [so it's not important to other girls?]
ME : Its the same in Malaysia.
B : virginity is vert important for you? [Damn fucking right it is!!!]
ME : Err.. YEAH cuz i'm a christian.
B : are you a catolic?
ME : No. Just christian.
B : you will go to turkey to holiday? :D [Not in a million years, u perv.]
ME : Haha i'm not sure.

He never replied to me ever since.

Do i look that f**king easy to you?!?

ccbknn!!!

I'm sure u're all dying to see his picture.
Here.
He's got cute friends too

It was all good
Until i saw this...

OMFG!!

I'm never going to Turkey..

Miss me?

I know it's been a long time since i updated my blog...

So sorry but i'm back with a NEW CRUSH!!!

OMG
I'm so in love with...







THIS!!!
Sony Ericsson XPERIA X1

It's so chic..

I'm so in love~ Ahh~

It has everything i can ever need!!! In a phone that is...
I MUST have it!!!
I don't care how expensive it is.. I'm gonna do anything to get it..
(evil thoughts running thru my mind)

*evil smiles*



[ Credits to GSMArena ]
Have a nice day~

Nice pick-up lines

Guys, take note..
Lol i found them here.

I personally love these..

You say: "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink"
She says: "Why?"
You say: "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute."

If u're too blank to think of something, just say..
"Hi, would you like to be friends, or do I have to resort to a pickup line?"

Some are just cheesy that made me go..

"If i buy you a drink, will you return my heart back to me?"

"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."

"Someone put me in jail, cos I cant help but steal glances at you..."

AND
The winner of the grand prize is
"You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet."