Friday, April 18, 2008

And the best comedian award goes to.....

*Drum rolls*

Russell Peters!!!

Beating Your Kids..


!xobile


Be a Man



Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Ways to get back at your stupid ass teacher

    Ever hated a teacher that you would rather fail the subject he/she is teaching?? Well i have..
Here are some methods to get back at your teacher :-
  • Never attend their classes, in other words, play truant BUT study hard at subject and ace the subject. [Victory is by showing that u dont need the teacher to get good grades] ^^ {Con= you need to study real hard}
  • Attend the classes, study hard at the subject and correct the teacher's mistakes, make her "lose face". [Victory is by showing that you are better than the teacher] ^^ {Con= you have to study REALLY HARD}
  • Attend the classes but never study. Never do the homework he/she gives u. Let her/him punish u. [Victory is by telling her that you dont care and by showing that she's a failure as a teacher] ^^ {Con= you have to get low grades}
  • If the plans above dont work.. Hire a witch doctor to curse the teacher that his/her career, family, finance, friends will all be gone. [Victory is by teaching her a lesson that he/she shouldnt have messed with you in the 1st place] ^^ {Con= YOU MIGHT GO TO HELL FOR THIS}