My theories of crushing on a guy

Stage one --> Anticipation
Why hasn't he called yet?
Why hasn't he texted me since the date?
Omg hope he texts me~

Stage two --> Denial + Mild hesitation
I'm not into him.
I'm not into him.
I'm not into him.
I'm not into him.
He's not interested in me either. Or is he?

Stage three --> Anger
So what if he doesn't call?!?!?!
I'm SO outta his league~

Stage four --> e m o
He's not into me~
He's not into me~
He's not into me~
He's not into me~
He's not into me~
He's not into me~
He's not into me~
WHY~~~

Stage five --> Giving up
Should start dating other guys==


Which stage are u in? LOL its just a theory though xD