Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Cannot Tahan List

I read Cheesie's post ytd.. so i decided to make my own cannot tahan list.

So here goes...


- I cannot tahan Norah Jone's songs..

- I cannot tahan people who make lame jokes and assume that they're funny

- I cannot tahan people who laugh at lame jokes and think that the person is funny

- I cannot tahan anorexic and bullimic chicks (stop being lazy and go exercise!!!)

- I cannot tahan racist government in my country (can't write more cuz i'm afraid of getting arrested by ISA)

- I cannot tahan people who watch porn but deny it

- I cannot tahan people who like anime porn more than real human porn (that's just weird)

- I cannot tahan people who don't know any of Britney's songs

- I cannot tahan people who think they know it all

- I cannot tahan people who are full of themselves

- I cannot tahan people who use designer stuff and despise others who don't

- I cannot tahan people digging their nose in public

- I cannot tahan overconfident people

- I cannot tahan fat people who keep saying that they're fat just to let people assure them," No u're not fat..."

- I cannot tahan people who don't watch Gossip Girls (It's like the best series EVER!!!)

- I cannot tahan teachers who pretend to know what they're teaching

- I cannot tahan people who eat everything with chilli sauce (what's the fun in that?)

- I cannot tahan guys who say they like u but end up dating other girls

- I cannot tahan the fact that guys are called Gods when they date a lot of girls but girls get called sluts for dating lots of men

- I cannot tahan guys who think men are better than women in everything

- I cannot tahan people who ditch friends for boyfriends

- I cannot tahan movies when a person falls dead immediately after getting stabbed like.. once

- I cannot tahan guys who say they love u and then say that he was just playing with u cuz u broke up with/rejected him

- I cannot tahan lala people (i'll explain in future posts)

- I cannot tahan lala people who laugh at other people being lala

- I cannot tahan lala people who laugh at normal people/non-lala people

- I cannot tahan lala people who deny that they're lala

- I cannot tahan not being an anti-lala =]

- I cannot tahan emo wannabes

- I cannot tahan people who cut their hands (if u're so desperate go jump off a building)

- I cannot tahan guys who still continue texting u when u clearly stated that u're busy doing something

- I cannot tahan incompetent guys who wanna be the wives in the family

- I cannot tahan bitter veges!!!

- I cannot tahan not looking in the mirror everyday

- I cannot tahan people lying to my face telling me that my thighs are not fat!

- I cannot tahan the common girl talk

Example:

Girl A : Sigh.. I've got flabby arms...

Girl B : No la.. where got~

Girl A : Got eh.. Ugh i hate my flabby arms...

Girl B : U don't have flabby arms la.. Look at mine. [flab arms] See?

Girl A : No la.. mine more flabby eh [flab arms]

(Come on la.. very tiring eh everytime have to do this kind of conversation..)

- I cannot tahan two-faced bitches

- I cannot tahan my friend's singing

- I cannot tahan wearing g-strings

- I cannot tahan people who say wearing g-strings is comfortable

- I cannot tahan people who always choose truth when playing 'truth or dare'

- I cannot tahan people who back off when they choose dare then dun dare do the task

- I cannot tahan people who idolize 'lollipop' and 'hei se hui mei mei'

- I cannot tahan girls who don't shave their armpits

- I cannot tahan people saying that i camwhore a lot (I don't! Notice that all my pictures are from functions and parties! I just have an exciting life..)

- I cannot tahan people who identify themselves as 'anonymous' when they write something bad at ur website (just tell it to my face!)

- I cannot tahan the hater for not showing his/her identity

- I cannot tahan the mosquito bites on my legs!!!

- I cannot tahan guys thinking I like them when I'm clearly not!

- I cannot tahan flirting unintentionally sometimes

- I cannot tahan myself from doing some of the things I mentioned above

- I cannot tahan knowing that I wasted my time and energy thinking what i cannot tahan!!


I gotta stop la.. because this list will never end.

Life is full of things we cannot tahan.. but we eventually learn how to deal with it.

Thanks to Cheesie for giving me the idea for this post.


So what are the things you cannot tahan??

2 comments:

Mark is Trololing said...

i see u hvn eaten ur med yet now hv u....plus...i'm half d tin u cnt tahan o...XDXDXD

ecinue said...

lol