Monday, December 29, 2008

Dos and Donts of becoming an emo

Do
* Get long bangs and straighten them
* Use tons of eyeliner and smudge them all over your eyes
* Use ONLY eyeliner as your make up
* Always camwhore
* Cut your body parts
* Hell with it, chop it all off!
* Get as many piercings you like
* Write a lot of depressing poems
* Listen to emo music
* Deny you're emo
* Buy mostly everything black & white
* Cry a LOT
* Stare at people a LOT
* Make babies cry just looking at you
* Wear skinny jeans

Dont
* Wear bright coloured clothing
* Tell people you're on the verge of becoming emo
* Speak more than 5 words in one sentence
* Smile or do anything showing your teeth
* Brag about how emo you are
* Make any sound in public.. EVER!
* Socialize with anyone except your emo friends
* Wear anything but sneakers


If u happen to see parents nudging their kids to stand further away from where you're standing, that means u've succeeded! Or u have BO..

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